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We are 2 Northern lads who’s knowledge of car engines stretches to turning the key and hoping that the engine fires up. (Our knowledge of football and geography is not much better!)

Jim

The Mongal Rally is the perfect way to spend the Summer because....

“I hate crowded beaches and can’t sit still for more than 2 seconds without getting bored. I don’t like washing my hair or having a shower, or using a real toilet, or eating real food that isn’t dehydrated tasteless cardboard muck, or sleeping in a bed, or having central heating, or having a decent car and shops to drive to!”

“The whole idea of experiencing such a wide range of cultures, different lifestyles, unusual places and fantastic views also appalls me to the core of my very being.”

Dog

The Mongal Rally is the perfect way to spend the Summer because…

“Erm… I’ve not got anything better planned and it could be fun I guess, although I’m really not sure about the car. The car was not my idea. I said we’d be better off walking than taking a 49 year old car, for f*&ks sake, but oh no, we had to be different, we had to take a cool “retro” car and that’s just fine. If retro stands for crap-heap these days then yep, we’re certainly retro baby.”