Mon, 06/02/2008 - 19:38 — martha

I was in the papers today. The Northern Echo. I knew I'd be a star one day. 49 years stuck in a field, a nobody, and now... finally, I'm getting the fame and glory I always knew I was born for. Of course the newspaper was just the start. Before the print was even dry I had the television on the phone wanting to come out and see me.

Tyne Tees Television came out today to get some footage. I had time to give my body-work a quick once over this time though so I was really looking the part. I drove round and round for them. The car park is my stage. The roads are my catwalk.

49 years doing nothing then I decide to emigrate to Mongolia and they all want to know. I hope they don't think the attention will make me stay. I'm destined for this journey and I can't wait !!